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IF YOU'RE READING THIS, YOUR CUSTOMERS COULD BE TOO!

The internet spans the world.
The world is populated by 5.7 BILLION potential consumers.
The Toilet Paper's principle distribution medium is the internet.
The Toilet Paper gives your business access to 5.7 billion customers.
Q.E.D.

But why not err on the side of caution?…
Say that only 10% of the world's population is on-line.
And only, oh…10% of on-line users read The Toilet Paper.
And let's assume that only 10% of those click on your ad.
That is still 5,700,000 interested consumers reading your ad!
When was the last time *five million, seven hundred thousand*
people learned about your product, service, fetish or whim?
You do the math!

An example of the TP's power:
Let's asusme you sell paper clips…
And that you make a reasonable $9.50 profit per box of 100 medium sized clips…If only 10% of those consumers who read your ad bought a box of paper clips…Your gross profit would be an astonishing: $5,415,000
After the initial advertising investment of as little as $25…
Your net profit would be an almost as astonishing:
$5,414,975

Not bad for an 18 year old paperclip salesman from Platteville, Wisconsin!

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