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The Aw Yeah! page is updated once a week and contains material that is far too experimental or unstable for the more normal confines of The Toilet Paper. This week's edition of Aw Yeah! is.... FIRST RUNNER UP My most memorable bathroom experience happened on April Fool's Day last year. I was straining my brain to come up with a practical joke I could play on the kids. I decided to spread peanut butter on my hand, go into the bathroom, close the door, and make noises like I had fallen and splashed water to help the sound effects of falling in the toilet. The boys were all in the bedroom across from the bathroom, saw me go in and heard the noises. I came out putting on a pretty good show of being really mad. I was yelling at them about somebody not flushing the toilet, and I wanted to know who it was!! They of course denied it. I was ranting and raving about the mess I now had on my hand because I had fallen and someone didn't flush. Before I lost my audience or started to laugh (which I was fighting very hard), I told them I could tell which one of them had done it. They asked how......I said like this....and licked my hand. The look on their faces is something I will always remember!! I walked around chuckling whenever I thought about it for the next couple of days, and it still brings a smile to think about their reactions. Thanks for reading. Thoughts? mailto:thoughts@thetp.com
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