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The Aw Yeah! page is updated once a week and contains material that is far too experimental or unstable for the more normal confines of The Toilet Paper. This week's edition of Aw Yeah! is.... THIRD RUNNER UP This is a true story. Only the names have been changed to protect the guilty. My brother, Mom and I stayed overnight in a motel. We had ajoining rooms. Well, in the morning, my mom was in the bathroom, so my brother came over to use mine. Thank God I was done with it!! He went in and in about 10 minutes I hear the toilet flush. Then again, and again...... My brother came out laughing his head off. I asked him what the problem was and all he could do (as he was laughing so hard) was point toward the toilet. Well, I had NEVER seen such a sight in my life. Sticking straight op out of the toilet was a HUGE turd! I tried to flush it, but the darned thing just stood there unaffected. I looked at my brother and said "Now what are you going to do?" He stopped laughing long enough to reach in his pocket and pull out a $1 bill. He said, "Well, I'm going to leave the maid a tip for having to deal with it!" With that he stuck the $1 Bill on top of the turd. What a sight!! We paid the bill, left quickly, and vowed never to return to that motel or town again!!! Thanks for reading. Thoughts? mailto:thoughts@thetp.com
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