TOILET PAPER POLL:

You voted no.

Lets not even get into this.  Expletives are such sweet sorrow.   Anyway, A-holes answered "Ney" along with you:  Don't you dare tell us not to continue with more worthless polls.  You know you can't stop and we know we can't stop, so why kid ourselves?

This poll is so utterly pointless that I'm abandoning it to do something more important, like memorize my fish's DNA sequence.  Adenine, Adenine, Adenine...(adenine is the only DNA building block I remember from ninth grade biology, sorry). No, we can't leave you like this.

Um, are you from Korea?

YES    NO

Note: Whenever we at the TP berate our readers, with do it with the utmost love, admiration and vaseline.  By the way, next time we'll actually ask some real questions.  Honest.

Note: The Toilet Paper uses the terms "I" and "we" interchangeably, as we suffer from an identity crisis and several neurological defects.

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