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TOILET PAPER POLL:

 

You confirmed that you have indeed yelled, "Fuck the Pó-lice" to an officer of the law.

This makes you very, very, very foolish.  If you are so inclined to make such statements, you should whisper them under your breath, then when you're out of earshot, raise your voice and curse them.  You see, not only do police officers carry guns, but they are usually pretty good shots.

And now, a semi-time sensitive poll from December, 1998.   The date is included because this poll reflected a once current event.  Of course the US will bomb Iraq again, but the NBA players and owners will have settled their disputes by this time....at any rate:

Click on the statement below you most agree with.

(QUICK DISCLAIMER- we're not really into guns, pro- fanity and bombs, we just write polls about such things because we know you are.  Don't judge us too strongly.   Anyway...)

"I support war with Iraq because:

It's cool and fun to watch the explosions on live television."

There's no NBA basketball."

If it starts on a Wednesday, there's a good chance it'll be over by Friday and won't interfere with my weekend."

 

Your participation in this important sociological study is greatly appreciated.  Should you have any questions, comments or concerns, please  mailto:thoughts@thetp.com

 

 

 

 

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