TOILET PAPER POLL:

AwYeah!  What a triumphant moment!  Almost as triumphant as this moment, but not quite.   Sigh....although, now that the euphoria of your resounding affirmation fades away, reality is setting in.  You're just some random dude sitting in his underwear at 2:30am wondering why he's reading this.  What the hell difference does your opinion make?  Ah yes, our friend reality works in mysterious ways... So are you ready for another poll?  Wonderful.

Note: the previous two questions were rhetorical and therefore do not quality as polls in and of themselves.  The following question, however, is absolutely not rhetorical.

The Goo Goo Dolls claim in their hit song Iris,
"I'd give up forever to touch you."

Do you think this is a good deal for
the Goo Goo Dolls' lead singer? 

YES      NO

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