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In the beginning, as we all know, there was darkness.  Now, I'm not talking about the darkness like the darkness in your bedroom. You can still make out the shapes of your furniture thanks to the light that sneaks in between the crack in the window shades.  And most of your nightstand is bathed in the warm, red light of your alarm clock, so don't tell me you know about darkness.  I'm talking a formless void, the utter absense of light.... real darkness, like when your friends blindfold your eyes with eight layers of duct tapeYeah, that was the beginning.  Dark as shit.  It hurts when they rip the duct tape off, doesn't it?


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