Mary is my virgin mother. Whenever I think of her I can't help but smile. I
believe I have a picture of her if you care to gaze into her benevolent face. Hang
on, let me get my wallet out.
WAIT A MINUTE! That's not Mary... that's ED LOH! Damn
that Ed Loh... he is everywhere! When I lie down and when I rise up, Ed Loh is
there....
(frightful pause). Oh my God, if the picture in my wallet is Ed,
then who has the picture of Mary?!! Oh dear Lord, please say that Ed did not give
the picture to Suneet Gupta. Anyone but Suneet Gupta.
[Sadly, Ed did give the picture to Suneet. How do I know?
Well, I'm omniscient, so it merely took a moment of reflection to divine the location of
the picture. Ed Loh shall pay for this indiscretion. It may be time to whip
out some Old Testiment, vengeful-God shit. Yes, yes, Ed shall be visited by ten
plagues. And the murrain, the cattle disease, shall afflict him especially
hard. That's right, Ed Loh, I'm going Old Testiment on your SQL-programming,
Manderin- speaking, tie-wearing ass. We'll see if you give Suneet another picture of
Mary.]
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