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  You asked if you are wringing the most from life.
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I am sorry to say that if you are using Netscape Navigator, then you are missing out, my child.  Please look at my pages in Explorer and you shall find my answers much more fulfilling.  If you already have Explorer, than I welcome you to Sodom, fine traveler.

Now, I'm sure as you read these words you most certainly have tears in your eyes and your arms outstreched as you cry out to the heavens, "Why Jesvs!!?? Why must I use the devil's tool?".  Or you are scratching your crotch. 

Well, my child, the truth is you must use Explorer because I am a shitty programmer.   And I use a Microsoft editing tool to make my webpages.  And the pages that this Microsoft tool produces do not come out well in Netscape.  So you must use another Microsoft product, their web browser.  You see? 

Epilogue:  The devil wins this battle, but God shall still prevail.

Post-Epilogue:  Regarding your original question - if you are getting the most out of life, the answer is no.  In fact, you are getting so little out of life that you will most likely go on asking Jesvs for another two days.  Then your mother will come into your room and see you there drooling, emaciated with bloodshot eyes staring into your computer screen and she will scream, "Henry?  Henry! How long have you been here!  Can you hear me, Henry?!!  You haven't left this room in weeks, have you??!  I told you to stop asking Jesvs last spring!  Life is passing you by, Henry!  You are 31 for Christ's sake, Henry!!!  Henry, stop asking Jesvs and go outside!  HENRY!!!"


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