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PAPER POLL:
You voted no.
So did  other people:
Well, according to Microsoft Word’s
thesaurus, a "chum" is a "pal, playmate, friend, buddy, companion,
associate or comrade". Then again, the thesaurus is a little funky. If you type in
the words, "unable to follow directions", highlight the phrase and then hit
Shift+F7, the thesaurus returns, "unable to have an erection." Bill Gates always
has been a little headstrong, hasn’t he?
Can you do pushups without using your arms?
YES NO
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