TOILET PAPER POLL: You voted no. Yeah, I'm really bad at directions too. That's how I got into this predicament in the first place. Lord I'm lost. Can you believe it, I'm trying to get to San Jose and I end up in New Jersey. Sigh. Well, do you know the way to the nearest tourist bureau? As long as I'm in the state, I might as well peek around, right?Have you ever been nicknamed, "My little onion ring?"
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