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TOILET PAPER POLL:

You answered, "No."

You're a wise, wise person to trust your gut instinct and go with "no".... indeed the entire transaction is shady.  "Forever" is an extremely vague and ill-defined term.  Does it represent eternity as one might expect?  Perhaps, but when one "gives something up", we typically envision something tangeable, and eternity is hardly a tangible entity.  Is a better definition then, "infinity".  If so, wouldn't the aforementioned "touch" be included in infinity?  And if this is the case, why the hell do the deal and give up infinity, which includes the touch, for just the touch?!!  Not only that, but we don't even know where the touch is occuring and for how long.  Our opinion, stay away from the Goo Goo Dolls.

 

Have you ever yelled,
"Fuck the Pó-lice" to a police officer.

YES      NO

 

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