TOILET PAPER POLL:

Well duh.  I mean, how many fish children can read?  That's right, only two - and neither one of them knows how to use the internet...  Although from what we hear, Dr. Van Nosser at the Baltimore Aquarium is making great strides with his marble angelfish, Karl.  But Karl only reads German, and obviously you're not Karl, so its utterly impossible that your mother could be a fish.   Argh!  Why do you answer these questions?  So...uh...

Last evening the TP Editor in Chief met an engaging
woman named Ciara.  In spite of the fact that he may
have misspelled her name, will she attempt to contact him?

YES      NO

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