TOILET PAPER POLL:

You voted no.

So did other people:

Good thing you answered no.  You see, someone with defunct social values might have found a sexual inuendo in the question, "Do you eat pork in bed."  Ha!  Immature fools.   But anyway, its good to protect yourself from possibly being branded a sex-fiend.  So, uh, here's a question for you:

Have you ever been naked?
We're sure you haven't, but if you could answer
truthfully, that would aid tremendously in our research.

YES   NO

Your participation in this important sociological study is greatly appreciated.  Should you have any questions, comments or concerns, please  mailto:thoughts@thetp.com

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