TOILET PAPER POLL:

You voted no.

So did other people:

Thank God. Nothing’s worse than some simpleton asking the painfully obvious. It’s so much better to just point it out: "Pretty hot out here, Reggie. Pur-rit-tee hot."

Have you recently run through a field of
wheat, clasping your lover's hand while the
wind whips through your hair and the sun
warms your back?
We're sure you haven't, but if you could answer
truthfully, that would aid tremendously in our research.

YES   NO

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