TOILET PAPER POLL:

You voted yes.

So did other people:

Oh you do, do you?.  Okay smart guy, what about "anacreontic" then? You know that one too, huh? Oh just go write some snooty book of aphorisms then. Jesus, you’re not supposed to have a better vocabulary than the Editor-In-Chief.

Can you do pushups without using your arms?

YES   NO

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