TOILET PAPER POLL: If you were Jerry, you said you would be Well, you're not Jerry, thank the Lord. And even if you were, we probably wouldn't have been out there supporting you, because you probably would be a normal-type of tv host, not some "Too Hot For TV" dude. We only form religious cults around people we don't care for, so alas, you'll have to do something else to gain honor and amusement. Does your husband know you
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