TOILET PAPER POLL:

I guess that means that your name is Vardemen.  

"What?  What are you talking about?"   (note: you just thought this.)

"Oh go read some Faulkner.  William Faulkner."

"Fauk you."

"Fauk me?  Fauk you!"

"Can't we all just get along?"

"Yes, but that's not the next poll question..."

Last evening the TP Editor in Chief met an engaging
woman named Ciara.  In spite of the fact that he may
have misspelled her name, will she attempt to contact him?

YES      NO

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