TOILET PAPER POLL:

You voted yes.

So did people:

Pervert.  Consider this little poll game over.  Dirty bastard.   Stay away from my daughter if I ever have one.  Go check out a porn site.

Actually, I just realized the real reason why I think you're such a sick bastard...

You made it through. 

Yes, yes you did.  You read every fucking p o l l !   You stupid, stupid, sick, sick, dumb, dumb, redundant, redundant BASTARD!
WHY? Oh how I WEEP for humanity.  Did this many people really read all the polls?  And did I really write them?  HOW!!!???Dammit, why why why why why!

I'm sorry.  I really am.  I owe an enormous debt to humanity now.  I am a black hole of culture.  Well, lets let this die without further adieu or other French words.  Goodbye cruel world.  And remember, mi panache. (See Cerano de Bergerac). 

Dammit, it figures that the French words and references would just keep, enchante, creeping up.  Ou est la banque?  Oh GOD, the only thing worse than this is that Bordeaux, Brussels and Baton Rouge are all three French speaking cities that begin with the letter 'B'. OH DEAR LORD!!! Une voitures.  Soixante-quatre. Pour combie de personnes?  La petite chambre, numero sept.
NOOOO!!!! IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO END THIS WAY!!!!!!!!!!