TOILET PAPER POLL:

You voted yes.

So did other people:

If you asked me that I'd burn you at the stake.   And you know what I'd to you?  You got it, I'd look up into your agonizing face and through the piercing screams I'd ask:

Have you recently run through a field of
wheat, clasping your lover's hand while the
wind whips through your hair and the sun
warms your back?
We're sure you haven't, but if you could answer
truthfully, that would aid tremendously in our research.

YES   NO

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