
THE TOILET PAPER ASKED OUR READERS TO SUBMIT THE MOST TPesque GRAFFITI. THE WINNER'S ENTRY, SADLY, IS UNDER LOCK AND KEY. THANKS TO ALL WHO ENTERED... From Fort Belvoir, VA...."Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a hero to shit
on the ceiling."
Before it got painted over - In the ladies room of the ShandyGaff (Gaff) in State
College, PA:
(At Sydney University)
JESUS SAVES !!! ......
On the wall above the mens urinal - "Sharon, if you are reading this, you're
dumped!"
[A nice spin on a poem we received at least a dozen times]
In very small writing you have to lean forward to read........"If you can read
1 Written on the wall "My wife follows me everywhere". Written below " I do not"!
Spotted above the toilet paper roll in a stall at St. Bonaventure
God is dead.---Nietzsche
"The grafittie in this room brought to you by the Mobil Corporation."
This is a Teepee for you to Peepee
"If you wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole, how about an eleven foot
pole?"
Here's one for ya I saw in a Southern Colorado rest stop, don't know if
And finally, a quick point to "dmc" whose entry wasnt particularly
exciting about but he/she included this at the end which we enjoyed:
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