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THE TOILET PAPER ASKED OUR READERS TO SUBMIT THE MOST TPesque GRAFFITI.  THE WINNER'S ENTRY, SADLY, IS UNDER LOCK AND KEY.  THANKS TO ALL WHO ENTERED...

From Fort Belvoir, VA...."Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a hero to shit on the ceiling."
Bill
[Close Bill, you were so close to victory…]

 

Before it got painted over - In the ladies room of the ShandyGaff (Gaff) in State College, PA:
"For a copy of these walls, write 'Walls' Pueblo, CO 81005"
Karen

 

(At Sydney University)
DESCARTES WAS A DICKHEAD
YOU THINK SO, THEREFORE HE IS
A different Bill

 

JESUS SAVES !!! ......
......(Esposito takes the rebound, and SCORES !!)
Michael

 

On the wall above the mens urinal - "Sharon, if you are reading this, you're dumped!"
Sam

 

[A nice spin on a poem we received at least a dozen times]
here i sit with a broken heart, I'm out of dope and my truck won't start.
(read in a truckstop)
Libby

 

In very small writing you have to lean forward to read........"If you can read
this you are shitting at a 45 degree angle".

 

1 Written on the wall "My wife follows me everywhere". Written below " I do not"!

 

Spotted above the toilet paper roll in a stall at St. Bonaventure
University: "St. Bonaventure University Diplomas. Take One."
Christian

 

God is dead.---Nietzsche
Nietzsche is dead.---God
JK

 


"If you can piss above this line, the Slippery Rock Volunteer Fire Dept. needs you."
Bob

 

"The grafittie in this room brought to you by the Mobil Corporation."
Tedd

 

This is a Teepee for you to Peepee
Not a wigwam to beat your Tom-tom.
Jackie

 

"If you wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole, how about an eleven foot pole?"
Mary Jane

 

Here's one for ya I saw in a Southern Colorado rest stop, don't know if
you've seen it before, but here it goes:
Here I sit my buns a-flexin', giving birth to another Texan.
[Yes, we saw it.  But so many people sent it in that someone must like it.]

 

And finally, a quick point to "dmc" whose entry wasn’t particularly exciting about but he/she included this at the end which we enjoyed:
Reprint permission granted to TheTP

 

Thanks for reading.  Thoughts?  mailto:thoughts@thetp.com

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